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After getting ripped off from our hotel in Bologna and WAITING for the cab that my hotel desk clerk buddy allegedly called……..watching cab after cab after cab arrive and leave without the high sign him, we were finally able to get a cab to take us to the rental car place. There were no Lancia cars available so we were offered a choice between a BMW or an Alpha Romeo. Hmmmmm, we chose a BMW. With Doug salivating at the prospect of tearing up the Italian countryside in a BMW, we set off on our quest to get out of Bologna and head to Tuscany. Easier said than done. We entered the road that was to be our way out of Bologna, noting the IKEA store as we passed by. We drove a few miles only to be routed at a slight angle and finally back on our way…..the happy vehicle occupants anticipating the trip ahead. We soon found ourselves taking another road…..and who’da thunk it, there’s the IKEA store. We set our jaw and make another attempt to get out of Bologna…..again past the IKEA store and off on our way. We won’t make that mistake again. Doug shifts through the 6 speed Beemer and off we go again. Yay, we made it to an autostrada (freeway) entrance. There were lines for those who had telepasses (not us), for those who needed to buy a ticket, and then for those confused sorts like us, an information line. We pull up to the gate and nothing happens. There is only one button to push and Doug the Beemer driver pushes it. No response. Doug pushes the button again. We wait. In a little bit, an Italian voice in rapid fire fashion speaks to us telling us who knows what. Doug says to the unknown voice do you speak English? No response. Doug looks to me, the Italian Rosetta Stone learner of the group to make my presence known to the unknown voice. With the pressure on, my Italian mind goes blank and I offer weakly in English……”Ughhhhhhh, We’ve never done this before.” (Good comeback Dale) Nevertheless whatever the rating of the response, the bar in front of our car magically lifts allowing us to enter the autostrada. OKAY!!!!!
The happy occupants are now singing the Puff and Toot song, “We’re off to the country, off to the country, off to the countryside. We’re off to the country, off to the country oh what a lovely ride!” We drive on for 5 minutes and then we are soon routed off to a toll booth. As we arrive, the Italian likeness of Attila the Hun is demanding a ticket. Doug explains that we don’t have one. You must have one she retorts…..how did you get on? We attempt to explain that the bar magically lifted in front of us but she was having none of it. From her toll booth perch, she looks on in disgust at the scofflaw Beemer driver. She rings up a fine of 50 euros ($65 dollars). You will need to pay this on Monday she says. Point Blu, point blu she kept repeating. Doug and I are trying to get an explanation from her. We didn’t know if she was calling Code Blue and all of the poliziotti were heading our way or what. She again gives the stink eye to Doug and turns away saying, “Bye bye!” We try again and get the same response, “Bye bye”! We head on and soon we arrive at ……..you guessed it, the IKEA store. This is starting to take on the feel of the movie Groundhog Day.
Our confidence now clearly shaken, we pull over and ponder our next move. We expect to see Amanda Knox’s prosecutor pulling up behind us at any moment. He did not arrive and we garner our strength for one more attempt to exit the city of Bologna. Soon we find ourselves at another entrance to the autostrada. Hoo boy….here we go again. We choose to pull way off to the side and attempt to locate a real live person to ask questions of the process we just experienced and were about to go through. We found a very nice man……however, he did not speak English. I attempt to speak Italian but a few Spanish words escaped from my lips. He smiled and asked if I spoke Spanish. Yes, I tell him and we proceed to have a conversation in Spanish. Before we enter the autostrada, we always need to go to a booth with a red button where we can punch it and be delivered a ticket. OKAY. What about this that Attila gave us? He took it and asked where we got on…..heck we don’t know except…….by the IKEA store. He writes something on the ticket and tells us to find a Point Blue office after the weekend. We thanked our new friend and backed up and drove through a line with a red button. Taking the ticket the red button offered us, we entered the autostrada legally and were really on our way out of Bologna.
With the female voice of Gina, or Diane or Stacy telling us where to go from the Garmin GPS device, we head off for northern Tuscany and a side trip to the Devil’s Bridge or Ponte di Diavolo…..the coolest bridge in Italy. The bridge construction started in 1046. According to legend, the bridge was built by St. Julian. Being unable to accomplish the work because of the enormous engineering difficulty, the saint asked for help from the Devil, promising to give him the soul of the first living thing crossing the bridge. Once the bridge was completed, St. Julian threw out a piece of focaccia bread drawing a dog out to cross the bridge and thus making fun of the devil. Not sure how the dog felt about that turn of events.
The water under the bridge was not still enough to be able to see the arch angles reflecting down on the water creating a circle for each arch, but it is still quite beautiful.

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We enter the town of Pergine Valdarno in the Arezzo province of Tuscany into our Garmin device and head off back down the road our side trip took us on and back into open country for our next stop, what affectionately became known to us as the “rubble pile”. We arrive at our designated time and enter with the owner’s daughter who is taking over her father’s business. She shows us through this ancient villa and then takes us for a walk around the town. None of the townspeople speak English she tells us but encourages us to use the international waving and gesturing to get our point across. We are greeted warmly in Italian with big smiles by everyone we meet. This place is something out of the story books. Since tomorrow is Sunday and everything will be closed, we visit the butcher shop and buy supplies, the bakery for bread and pastries and the little market for coffee and eggs. Very tired by now from a long day, we take off in our Beemer about a mile down the road for dinner in an even smaller town. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FOOD! Ciao for now!